Belly-up

When John Travolta was still starting out, he was basically a skinny kind of guy. A great dancer, he buffed up for the sequel to Staying Alive, the sequel to his monumental hit of a debut, Saturday Night Fever.

Have you seen John Travolta lately? The formerly slim and trim John has been involved in battles of the bulge for the past twenty years or so. And it looks like he's losing.

Of course, you can't really blame the guy. It's just nature taking its course, John being in his 50's. But his protruding gut isn't really much of a problem. With all his fame and fortune, there's no doubt he can well afford to go for a San Jose tummy tuck, which is probably one of the quickest solutions for big bellies.

Now if only I could afford one...